The final frontier, Clingons and no more tears.

[RICHARD]

You mean like a cat in heat perhaps??? Or a cat getting skinned alive. That's what happens when I try to trim my grandkitty's nails. She hates my guts and hisses everytime I come over.

By the way, did you happen to locate the alien clingon????

LOL,
Yeah, kinda like someone was giving him a bath!

The Clingon is swimming somewhere underneath the city on it's way to the Hyperion water treatment plant.....Probably passing by Gini's house by now!

HE smells so good, like a baby now. I let him go to granny's house for some 'good behavior' time.....he was asleep in middle of the floor in the front room....and still ignoring me.


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Now that I think about it....

From the rear he looked like a Tribble with a Clingon hanging on to his arse.

Thank god it wasn't a Borg. What would I have done then?

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Freedom,

There was no time to clip the nails before the bath. This Clingon was of the fragrant variety.
I throw up easily!

[Freedom]

Freedom,

There was no time to clip the nails before the bath

OUCH!! I am glad you survived!

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL I sure can relate to your story because my Ziggy gets these all the time. She's not very good at grooming herself and hasn't learned how to sit in the litterbox without soiling herself. I try to keep her trimmed back there but there's only so much that I can do. On her next annual vet visit which will be in 2 weeks she'll be getting her bottom area shaved so I hope that his will help. Maybe this is what Ed needs too.

[RICHARD]

On her next annual vet visit which will be in 2 weeks she'll be getting her bottom area shaved so I hope that his will help. Maybe this is what Ed needs too.

Don't you mean a Bikini Wax?

Ed's pretty good at not having that happen, I only remember it happening once before. So I think it's just a freaky happening....kinda like a Star Trek episode.

Maybe I did something to him in the last week that ticked him off?

[momtomany]

OMG this is so funny. Thanks for sharing and brightening up the day for so many of us.

[moosmom]

It must be one laugh after another at your house. Your poor mother. You must keep her in stitches.

[critters]

ROFL!! I have to give Ari a bath today, but it can be a serious advantage to bathe somebody so severely disabled. I just LOVE it when she smells so yummy!

[orangemm]

Richard, my mental picture of your (ahem) adventures leaves me ROTFLMAO! You and the Edster are HOOTS!