What do you call a PLAN that falls apart?

If you want to stay warm why would you put on a SWEATer?

Why isn't a GANGSTER on his own called a ONESTER?

What happens to the bodies of athlete's when a game goes to SUDDEN DEATH?

Does PENMANSHIP still count if you use a pencil?

IF cat a poops on a clay surface, why don't tennis players play on LITTER?

Why isn't the RECORD industry called the DVD industry?

Isn't an out of work actor just "unemployed" since he's not acting?

Why is it called a KEYBOARD when there isn't a lock in sight?

Why does a SCREEN door let in people you don't want in your house?

Isn't the name subSEAMAN more appropriate than subMARINE?