Points to Ponder

[Hellow]

If a tree falls with no one around, does it still make noise?

[Catty1]

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together???

[RICHARD]

What do you call a PLAN that falls apart?

If you want to stay warm why would you put on a SWEATer?

Why isn't a GANGSTER on his own called a ONESTER?

What happens to the bodies of athlete's when a game goes to SUDDEN DEATH?

Does PENMANSHIP still count if you use a pencil?

IF cat a poops on a clay surface, why don't tennis players play on LITTER?

Why isn't the RECORD industry called the DVD industry?

Isn't an out of work actor just "unemployed" since he's not acting?

Why is it called a KEYBOARD when there isn't a lock in sight?

Why does a SCREEN door let in people you don't want in your house?

Isn't the name subSEAMAN more appropriate than subMARINE?

[RICHARD]

Why are men called "missing persons"?

What do you call a firework that is a dud? A fireslacker?

Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?

[4 Dog Mother]

Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?

I wasn't looking to purchase a dog or fleas at a flea market but I got Tucker AND a lot of fleas!!!!!

[RICHARD]

I wasn't looking to purchase a dog or fleas at a flea market but I got Tucker AND a lot of fleas!!!!!

So, the fleas were free!

[4 Dog Mother]

I don't think so - I think that part of the price of Tucker was for all the fleas - what else would have made him worth that amount of money? They were just one of those hidden costs you have to read the fine print to find out about. (LOL)