Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post

Cookbooks don't work iff'n ya don't read 'em! ...

Tucking the Fanny Farmer paperback under your pillow won't make
the knowledge leak in while you're sleeping, either -
it'll just give ya a crick in the neck!
NUTZ!

Betty never talked through the pillow, either!

And that darn Hard Cover, encyclopedia-sized book gave me worse than "a crick inna neck"!