What a cute quiz, Jen! Thanks for taking the time to work it up!

1) What do your pets eat?
b) My pets eat only the best pet food money can buy


2) Where do your pets sleep?
c) my pets sleep on my $1,500 orthopedic mattress because I REALLY prefer sleeping on the floor.

3) What do your pets play with?
b) My pets have a wider variety of toys than the local nursery school

4) what do your pets wear outside?
c) Hat, coat, boots and a matching purse to hold the pooper scooper bags.

5) what grooming does your pet get?
b) regular visits to the pet groomer, with no more than 2 months between groomings.

So I'm somewhere between a Parent and a Fanatic, te hee.

FYI, by law, here in RI we are all GUARDIANS to pets!