Thursday 265 - Down on the farm?

[Grace]

why don't you sign up - the fee is one (clean) joke.

For real? Anyone can sign up to join the Thursday Group for one joke? Do I need to wait until Thursday?

[Killearn Kitties]

Do I need to wait until Thursday?

Heavens no! Let's hear the joke and come and sit over here!

[gini]

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/mulberry.htm

MOFF, I bet this is what you were thinking about........it sure sounded familiar to me too!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/mulberry.htm

MOFF, I bet this is what you were thinking about........it sure sounded familiar to me too!!

Gosh, I had forgotten about that one, Gini. I was thinking of the one with the monkey and the weasel. The Pop goes the weasel one that Karen showed. I just put the monkey and the weasel playing ring around the rosie. (I think... sometimes)

[RICHARD]

Gosh, I had forgotten about that one, Gini. I was thinking of the one with the monkey and the weasel. The Pop goes the weasel one that Karen showed. I just put the monkey and the weasel playing ring around the rosie. (I think... sometimes)

ANd don't forget to empty your pockets before you wash them?

Hey guys,

I'll take care of the MOST IMPRESSING MATTERS first.

One Giant Choco Cake and a happy birthday to LH!

DONE!

Grace and KJ,

One clean joke.....And, I have been know to mix a few drinks...I'll have to look for some pics from a long ago Sunday bbq!


C1 and Karen....LOL,

THis may turn the PGTW thing on it's head....I heard the line as "All around the cobbler's bench..."

Could it be regional?


One Bourbon for KJ? DONE!

Redd,
One mulberry whatever?
DONE!

KK,

You can be the Joke Vixen for this week, We'll rotate the others in as needed?

DONE?


MOFF,

That may be that booth that we trashed that you are sticking to! I'll get the vinyl cleaner!
DONE!


LP.

I haven't worked that fast in ages! THanks!

[Grace]

Okay - one clean joke. It might not be P.C., and, like me, it's older than dirt.

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

[RICHARD]

Okay - one clean joke. It might not be P.C., and, like me, it's older than dirt.

That'll do!

Name your poison!