1) What do your pets eat?
c) I cook for my pets using the freshest ingredient available, I eat McDonald's..well they eat Raw so I dont actullay "cook" for them lol

2) Where do your pets sleep?
non of the above lol, some sleep on the floor, some sleep on my bed with me, sometimes they sleep in a crate etc.. their choice entirly

3) What do your pets play with?
b) My pets have a wider variety of toys than the local nursery school

4) what do your pets wear outside?
none of the above..they have all have hand made designer collars with $50 "ultimate" leashes..but they dont match lol. some of then have a selection of coats and boots for choose from in the winter lol

5) what grooming does your pet get?
Im a groomer(well not professional, but I have like 10 clients other then my own dogs whom I am paid to groom)..my dogs get what I give them, which is certainly more then most lol.

I would say I land halfway between a wonderful pet parent and a pet fanatic lol