Dear Furiends,

While a true lady never reveals her age, I will say that I am the oldest. (But really, I prefer to think of myself as an only Princess. Therefore, I'm the youngest, too.)

Catty, dear... are you insane? It's been four years since they brought my brother home, I still hate him! Royalty of *this* caliber does not mingle with peasants. (Why is my mom ?) And REMIND her of her mom? REMIND HER OF HER MOM?! Do you know how many naps it took to keep this figure in line? Posh house cats DO NOT resemble feral alley peasants. Oh, remind her of her mom, indeed. The audacity!

Phred, sir, no no the only nose out of joint was me... when they brought Sid home. (And he's in trouble for biting the lil' ragamuffin and making her cry. He was only playing but he plays rough. Maybe I should follow suit. But, oh! I would have to brush my teeth for weeks to get the common taste out of my mouth.)

Karen and others, thank you, THANK YOU, for your understanding comments.

With love,
Pretty, Pretty Princess K'Cee

PS Aunt Staci, I'm packing my bags...