Hello fellow kitty,

After carefully examining the picture, your Meowmie has no case at all. Where is her proof? Where is her evidence? You're right, there is nothing that points to your guilt. Her accusations are purely circumstantial and most likely will not hold up in court.

Please remember, do not talk to anyone about your case or answer ANY questions to the authorities. Feel free to contact me any time about this alleged incident.

If you so choose, I will be happy to represent you pro-bono. Be sure to let me know if you would like me to file an Order to Show Cause with Cat Court.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose