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    The Possumbilities of George

    When I think of George and all his possumbilities...

    It is possumble that he will be asleep in the sink and someone will suddenly turn on the water.

    What would be the greatest shock - cold or hot?

    It is possumble that he will stick his paw in his water and then lick it, only to discover that the water was not water at all, but vodka - then poor George will be staggering around and will find it impossumble to catch anything, let alone a possum.

    It is possumble that George will knock a trinket off the counter onto the floor, only to discover that it is actually a miniature atomic bomb, constructed to detonate on impact. What a blast that will be!

    It is possumble that George will pounce upon a possum, only to discover that it is actually the ear of a grizzly bear. Your neighbor will truly be horrified, then!

    It is possumble that you are wrong, and that George is my cat, not yours. Anyway, even if it is impossumble, I wish he were my cat. I don't know why he can't be my cat.

    It should be possumble, for George to be my cat.

    George and Frostfrog - oh, the possumbilities!

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    Handsome George!! you look so comfy in your sink!! HAPPY COTD!!
    Nine is Fine!!

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