The only problem with my co-pilot is that I wish she's quit leaving her snacks in the truck.

She's the ultimate mooch. The reason she stands on my lap in the truck is so she can mooch from people. We go grab a coffee, she schmoozes a donut. Go to McD's to grab lunch? Not only does she get her own hamburger, she gets a cookie from the girl in the drive thru. I just wish she'd figure out how to beg from the parts guys at NAPA!