Yes, Mitchell, you're so adorable, and I too kept TILTING MY HEAD!!! I'm so sorry about your accident, but I was laughing at the rest of your story. I have the Village People's song in my head now and am smiling! Since I could only remember the chorus, I had to look up all the lyrics! Here's one of the verses near the end of the song:

Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.

Congratulations and have a fun day with your Super Humans!!!!!