Dear Matt,

Today is your birthday, and all I can say is HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope I make you happier than you've ever been.

You have been there for me through everything, and we've had our ups and downs. Every couple does, and we quickly get over our petty disagreements. Our love pushes through everything, it seems.

This past weekend was rough, and only you and I know why. I just hope nothing like that every happens again. You're my everything, and it hurts me to see you like that.

Baby, you call me you're angel, but it's all mutual. You're my angel - you save me from everything. My life would be hell without you.

I love you,
Sara

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Dear Health Professor,

Why do you insist on assigning so many projects? None of us are even going to teach health in school! Your stupid assignments really aggravate me. I work my BUTT off for them, and they're not even worth that much. Your tests are ridiculous - everyone is in agreement - you're CRAZY.

Your very annoyed student,
Sara

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Dear Taco Bell lady,

You're an idiot. Really. I order a LARGE diet pepsi. Not a medium. I pay for a large, give me a large, dang it. I don't care if you don't have any large cups - give me TWO mediums then. Gosh, so illogical. Make up for your mistake of not ordering any off the truck.

A logical customer,
Sara

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Dear R.A.,

Why is our first hall meeting at the END of the semester? Seriously. During dead week. You know we're not gonna be there, so why even bother. You haven't once this semester.