Ranch Tails ~ Cali's New SISTER ~ Recovered frum Sir Jury & Now BACK HOME!

[Cincy'sMom]

Not sure how I missed this tail, but sounds like another fun ranch adventure! Hope things went well with Mis Molly's surgery! She is a cutie!

[Cinder & Smoke]

<DEEP Sigh>

We're where?
"Home" ...
Ya kudda fooled me ... Bus Driver took da "seenik route" back to da Ranch ...
Saw Miz Carol atta Dawg Pound ... I guess I gotz me a license plate to wear onna neckbelt.
Then he stopz atta pet shoppe ... comes out wiff sum sorta medieval torture kontrapshun ...
he sez it'a a Power Steerin Collar ... looks like a flexible bear trap!
Kan we go HOME?

We staggered up the yard to the frunt steps ... Where's da elevator?
I made it to da porch ... then all a sudden Bipp, Bopp, anna Chubby Herder kame flyin out da door ...

*SNIFF*
*Sniff*
*sniff*

Skinnie looked underneath ... "OMG! It's a chain saw job!"
Bald azza bowlin ball ... wiff purple paint!"

Such a comfort dat boy iz! Jest whut I wanted ta hear.
I wunt my Mommie!
Wish I kuld find a way to lay down an feel komfortable!

Wake me when I feel better!

/s/ Zippur Belly

[gini]

Awww, Molly girl, rest up - you will feel better in the morning!

[cassiesmom]

gentle (HUGS) to Molly, Zipper Girl! Way to be a finder, Smokey!

[Rachel]

Oh, Molly, I hope you are feeling a bit better this morning. Tell the *old guy* that you don't need no stinking collar. Promise you will be good and not lick the zipper. One thing about the *old guy* is he is going to take real good care of you until your Mommie comes home. He really was looking out for your best interests with the trip to that place. Trust me on this one.

[Cinder & Smoke]

<*SHAKE*>


SMOKEMUTTZ ~ Did you jest fall offa da BigBed?

Nope, Not me, Cin - an Dad dint, either - he's rite here asside me ... CALI?

WHUT? Hardlee wuz ME - I started out down here onna floor. Quit *pushin*, Big Foot!

Yeah, where's Big Foot? --- OMG! LOOK - da dresser escaped last nite! Leash is danglin offa foot.

BFoot is rite down here wiff ME --- unner da BigBed.

No wunder there's a "Whole Lotta Shakin Goin On" - Big Foot duzint FIT so gud under dere!

She's gettin purdy skillful at *chompin* thru that nice leash a yours, Cali.
Kinda like when she *vanished* from behind Dad inna den last nite ...
he thunk da file kabinet ran away. Turned out ole Big Foot took a *chomp* onna leash
and then "adjourned* to beside da BigBed.
Dad drug her back inna den, an bein da SLOW learner he can be, tied he back onna file kabinet
wiff out most-favorite walkin long rope! ... How *swift* wus dat?

She had our Favorite Ropey 3" shorter after she chomped off da snappie knot ...
an crawled unner da BigBed.

LATER inna AM ...

Hey Molly ... ya feelin any better?

Oh yeah ... just great (NOT)! ... How'z come dis file kabinet keeps crowdin me an
gettin so klose? **CHOMP** ... See youze guys!

Dat'z ANUDDER 6" outta my lil red leash!

Wont Dad be pleezed when he turns around inna chair an finds No Dawg, again! ...

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She's feelin a lil better now ... jest got caught slurpin wadder outta da Big Whit Bowl
inna baffroom!

Hey Dad - let's all try sum Brunch - whadda ya think?
SOUP'z ON!

[Daisy and Delilah]

Another great story, Phred!!! You and the crew are so talented. Molly is just beautiful. Great job, you guys!!!

Feel better sweet girl.