Blonde Joke
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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The Cure
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home andtake a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."
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Staff Descriptions
Outgoing Personality………Always going out of the office
Good Communication Skills………Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee………Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified………Made no major blunders yet
Work is First Priority………Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially………Drinks a lot
Family is Active Socially………Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker………Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinker………Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker………Won't make a decision
Aggressive………Obnoxious
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs………Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well………Speaks English
Meticulous Attention to Detail………A nitpicker
Has Leadership Qualities………Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment………Lucky
Keen Sense of Humor………Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career-Minded………Back Stabber
Loyal………Can't get a job anywhere else
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