Blonde Joke

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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The Cure

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home andtake a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."

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Staff Descriptions

Outgoing Personality………Always going out of the office

Good Communication Skills………Spends lots of time on phone

Average Employee………Not too bright

Exceptionally Well Qualified………Made no major blunders yet

Work is First Priority………Too ugly to get a date

Active Socially………Drinks a lot

Family is Active Socially………Spouse drinks, too

Independent Worker………Nobody knows what he/she does

Quick Thinker………Offers plausible excuses

Careful Thinker………Won't make a decision

Aggressive………Obnoxious

Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs………Gets someone else to do it

Expresses Themselves Well………Speaks English

Meticulous Attention to Detail………A nitpicker

Has Leadership Qualities………Is tall or has a loud voice

Exceptionally Good Judgment………Lucky

Keen Sense of Humor………Knows a lot of dirty jokes

Career-Minded………Back Stabber

Loyal………Can't get a job anywhere else