Poor, poor RICHARD. So abused and taken advantage of.

Yo Eddie boy, knock it off, will ya???

May I suggest a white wine glass in the kitchen sink filled to the brim with fresh tap water?? PLASTIC wine glass that is.

Don't laugh, that's what my friends do for their cat. They adopted him from me and have ruined him I tell ya, RUINED him!!!!!

*shakes head, walks away*