Politics and religion.

[RICHARD]

Going back to religion for a second.

Bill Maher is a dope.

He made some statements about the Pope that were totally disrepsectful.
He was called on it and said he would apologize on his program and didn't bother.

Yeah, First Amendment and all that, but be accountable.

[RICHARD]

Typical White Person Alert.

I was watching the sports news and the announcer was doing the golf scores.

All of a sudden he says something like, "How many jackets does a redneck need?" He was talking about a white golfer named Boo Weekly and his win at some Classic or Open.

I thought, "Hmmmm, Maybe one of the spokespeople for rednecks will come to his defense."

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And in hindsight......

What would have been the backlash against BO had he included NASCAR or Ford pick-up trucks as things that people in Penn. cling to?

[Pawsitive Thinking]

I tend to avoid both politics and religion like the plague!

[Pam]

Well the polls have been open in Pennsylvania for about a half hour now. I am so glad to see this day arrive. The commercials on TV are relentless "I am Barack Obama and I approve this message." "I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message." I don't know how I will get through the general election in my right mind.

[Edwina's Secretary]

... The commercials on TV are relentless "...I don't know how I will get through the general election in my right mind.

Turn off the television????

[Pam]

Turn off the television????

That's not an option. I just have to become more proficient at hitting the Mute button. Hubby is more skilled at that than I am.

[RICHARD]

Well the polls have been open in Pennsylvania for about a half hour now. I am so glad to see this day arrive. The commercials on TV are relentless "I am Barack Obama and I approve this message." "I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message." I don't know how I will get through the general election in my right mind.

LOL, Did you approve THIS message?

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I kinda shunned the T.V. until I had to watch something.....I was very interested in the non-reporting based on the exit polling.

How many votes did Dewey get?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I got this in my email this morning. I thought it was funny, but I'm easily amused.


THEY WALK AMONG US!

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I
gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46 .64. I gave the
money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she
was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again,
same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one- g et one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free"
She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.


They Walk Among Us!
One day, I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked Up at the
sky and said, �Where?�

They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real Estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't

want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the

sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun

rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head

and said, "Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff."


They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open

24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern

or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."


They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.



They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount .

They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went

to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags

never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because

she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"

she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"


They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza

to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces."


Yep, They Walk Among Us!




They Walk Among Us,

and they Reproduce,

and Worst of all ............



THEY VOTE



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[lizbud]

Indiana Polls Open In: 02 Days, 15 Hrs, 10 Min and I can't wait.


More political ads on TV and phone calls everyday are driving me crazy.
(Your political party is exempt from the no-call list)