Well, Siamese wouldn't be Chinese, so Chow Mein really needs to be discarded, lol.

How about a name that is from Siam... remember The King and I... they were in Siam. Which is now Thailand.

Maybe the Wiki article on Siam will give you some inspiration on old world royalty names.


Or....
You could also be corny and name him Siam I Am. It was the lack of sleep that made me write that, I swear!!!