Puzzle #399

[pitc9]

W please.

[Moesha]

We have a winner.

Killearn Kitties correctly guessed the puzzle. The answer is:

My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarfs in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

~George Bernard Shaw

I've asked if Killearn Kitties would be willing to host puzzle #400. If not, I believe AmberLee would be next in line having the highest point total. I'd also like to thank everyone for helping me out and being patient as I hosted my first puzzle. Any suggestions for improvement are more than welcome!

[Killearn Kitties]

You did an excellent job with the puzzle! I'll be happy to host the next one.