Mary - paper and turquoise, huh? And wood also, lvpets2002?

So - let's decorate a tree or a spare wooden beam with turquoise wallpaper! That would be, er, memorable...

Happy Fifth!

Oh, okay...time for my one clean joke...this is making my head hurt!

Aha! A Canadian one!

Q: How do you get the Canadian paparazzi off your front lawn?
A: You say “Please get off my front lawn.”