Politics and religion.

[RICHARD]

Here's how to pick a candidate.

Start from last year, about July, do some research - check out what they say and what they believe.

Fast forward to the day you look and see how much they have changed their tune!

I saw a report where BO is starting to conjure up God, Country and Apple Pie during his recent speeches.

Did anyone catch the Saturday Night Live skit about BO? I saw part of it and they got the "UM' and stuttering down pat. Just today a news talking head made light of his "UM" too.

My other peeve is about his handlers-they jump into the fray as BO's mouthpiece- They issue HIS statements. You know, He does remind me of Jerry Mahoney.

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HC is a little more subdued now. She don't screech as much and just cruises along....I kinda liked the animated HC, she was just more human?


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Now, we get to JM......ah, can you say boring.....well, Monochrome, at the very least...

[RICHARD]

I guess now I am a bitter, typical white male.

I wonder if that will become a box to check off on my income tax forms????


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You know, now that I think about it, that does sound a little insulting.
Religion, guns and unemployment- Typical white middle America.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Did you hear McCain's speech on MLK Day? Seems now (that he is running for president) he realizes his vote against creating a national holiday in honor of Dr. King was a mistake. And is very sorry about his vote!

Do you think if he was standing in front of the Typical White Guys forum he would have mentioned that?

Yeah, right.....

[RICHARD]

Do you think if he was standing in front of the Typical White Guys forum he would have mentioned that?

Yeah, right.....

BTWP wouldn't have heckled him,......As it is, he had he bits to admit it.

I wonder if BO will cop to his gaffe in front of the BTWP?

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BTW, I saw Hillary bowling on the Ellen D show.....she used Ellen's balls.

[Edwina's Secretary]

As long as style and no substance is still the topic...

What's with Hillary and "clap, clap, point....clap, clap point..."

And McCain's patronizing ...."My friend" so annoying.

And isn't it fun acting like we are back in high school again! Gosh...what were they wearing????

As it is, he had he bits to admit it.

He had no choice. He worked against MLK Day...it is a matter of public record. A bit hard to not admit it.

I cannot always understand RICHARD speak but are you suggesting that Typical White People never heckle??? I have been shocked lately by your racist comments. Really sad.

[RICHARD]

I cannot always understand RICHARD speak but are you suggesting that Typical White People never heckle??? I have been shocked lately by your racist comments. Really sad.

I graduated from the Reverend Wright School of NASCAR (racism).

I'd break out the Mexican Jokes but they don't translate well.

You know, Isn't that part of opening up the dialogue? I didn't start the idea of Bitter, Typical White Folks.... Take it up with the jerk that did.

Let me toss out this little nugget for you- I took a position working for a surgery department. I went into the cafeteria and was told by the nurses of that area that, "The doctors were used to working with women."
Why? Because these little effers could yell and scream at women, make them cry and embarrass them. One midget AH made it his personal mission to get me fired. He walked into the office one day, stood over my desk and began to yell. When I stood up next to his 5 foot 5 frame and asked him what he wanted me to do with his schedule, he almost threw a valve.

The nurses also stopped doing translations for the patients because I knew spanish and couldn't be bothered to help the people who had just landed in the country.

I don't play no effing race card/equal right BS. The people that worry about race are the people who aren't comfortable in the bodies that god gave them.
For the oppressed people that feel that out country is so racist that we can't move forward, I have two words for them

Aunt Artica. She has a place in her everloving bosom for everyone that isn't happy here.


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On a lighter note....
I did play the Barack Obama drinking game tonight-Take a drink for every Um and Ahh.

When one of the peanut gallery guests asked a question I counted how many Ums and Ahhs he'd toss out and I counted about 22 in the space of 4 minutes.
Um.......Ahhh......Ummmmm, that would be about a beer and a half in 240 seconds.

I didn't have any beer in the house so I drank tea. I like my liver.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Sorry RICHARD....can't understand you when you write in your own special language.

Try declarative sentences. Try taking responsiblity for your own actions instead of hiding behind the "everybody else is doing it!"