Furminology Dictionary Update 9/28/04

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Lap Dance Verb - (Lahp Dahns) The non-erotic steps taken across your lap so the cat can get comfortable.

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Furr-ocity V. (Fuhr-OH-Citee) The act of biting the hooman who tries to pick up or move a slumbering cat.

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Ten Gallon Cat N. (tehn Gah-lon khat) A large cat who tries to fit him/herself on top or into a space where only a 9 gallon cat would fit.