You should write a book![]()
You should write a book![]()
Now how would RICHARDs book be catalogued? Fiction? Childrens' Lit? X-rated? Adventure? or "E" all of the above![]()
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~ at least I'm not...![]()
Lucky it was rotten fruit and not meat - or fish.Glad you found your wallet.
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"I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.
Richard,
Have you ever considered a fannypack? Funny story.![]()
I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Based on your description of the smell: Richard, please go buy yourself a NEW wallet!![]()
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Congratulations on your good fortune, but be prepared to have dreams about losing it again.
A couple years ago my husband and I stopped at a White Castle on our way home from an event. It had been years since we had been to one. After eating, I put my coat on and took the drink with me. When we got to our house, I looked for my purse to take in the house. It was nowhere in the car. I knew I had it at the White Castle, so in desperation we called there to have them look for it. The person we spoke to said there was no purse left there. Frantic and not knowing what else to do, we drove back to the White Castle to look for ourselves. There hanging on the back of the same seat I had occupied was my purse. What may have saved me was that the purse was black and the chair was black so it didn't necessarily stand out. Everything was intact - wallet, money, credit cards, check book, house keys. I still say a prayer of gratitude for the angel who was on duty that night.
Lesson learned - forget about taking that drink with you and concentrate on your purse.
*Until one has loved an animal, a part of ones soul remains unawakened.* Anatole France
He may not have a fanny pack, but he can sure pack a funny!!!!Originally Posted by lizbud
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
I do own a fanny pack, but don't have enough fanny to hang it on...Originally Posted by slick
It was stupid on my part, I was lazy and was used to leaving it in the rental truck.
Learned my lesson.
No fruit with the wallet,
Carry wallet separately
Forget the drink!
NO MEAT!![]()
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