Thursday #259 - A Party Planner?

[gini]

I came into the bar with high hopes that hell was being raised and I could join in and get out of this mood from all the bad news on Pet Talk................

but no - Richard has to be making KLAM SALAD? retch, retch, retch.............

Let me have one of those gin and tonics..........................I'll check back in later for breakfast if my stomach is ready.

[Randi]

...and made a clam salad.

I knew that would catch Phred's attention! It's almost lunch time here, so I'll start with one of those. You can cover Phred's in parsley, and he won't notice.

Think I'll wait a few hours with the G & T, thank you - and then make it a double, please!

[dukedogsmom]

Breakfast sounds delicous! I'll just have some milk since it's about my bedtime. I've never had clam salad. Don't know if I'd like that or not. Maybe after a few drinks.

[lbaker]

Just one question ~ are the klams steamed or raw? I like both but then everybody knows I'm a bit strange. Gin smells funny, can I opt for a BM? I'm trying to figure out a cake and potatoes. Potato cakes are yummy but is that what you mean? How do have potato cakes with chocolate icing

[smokey the elder]

I'll take one of LH's patented Fort Drum coffees (no adds for now...no QA audits today. )

[Lady's Human]

One Fort Drum Special, coming right up!

(Just remember, if it's after 1700, don't ask what's in the coffee, and it's always after 1700....somewhere)

[RedHedd]

Brekkie time here. I'll have some of those hash browns and eggs and I'll bring over some bacon from that other board I was just visiting. Cuppa coffee to go and I'm off to work!

[Cinder & Smoke]

You can cover Phred's in parsley, and he won't notice.

"He won't notice"??
Wanna take a wager on that?
I wouldn't put much money on it!

A whole Bushel of Parsley won't hide a KLAM - no matter if it's steamed, raw,
BBQ'd, fried, baked, broiled, boiled, hidden in a salad, or alive ...

A Klam's a KLAM!


>bleck<

[Randi]

You know what Phred? My mom always claimed she didn't like mussels, but one time I cooked for her, I put some in without her noticing - she thought it was yummy!

Well, it's past G+T time now, so a glass of red wine with the chili chicken would be in order.

Can anyone explain what hash browns are.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Come on Phred, tell us how you REALLY feel about klamz!!!

I happen to agree with you on that one!!! No way could I mistake those little green gallbladder look alikes for food!!!

Could I just have a strawberry smoothie? I'm still fighting sinus infection and food sounds awful. blah blah

Randi, hash browns are shredded potatoes that are fried. Really yummy!!!

[TamanduaGirl]

Pua heard about the party and is practicing her pole-dancing.

There will be a pole, wont there? She's ready for a wild party.

[lbaker]

I think "home fries" are better than hash browns. They are chunked up (not shredded or diced) potatoes fried (I like them fried in some bacon grease) with bits of onion and crumpled bacon. YUMMERS. Sara, have you been keeping that bottle of Klam Juz all this time Must be pretty, um... ripe by now

[RICHARD]

Everyone's a critic!

I can omit the clams for those who have and aversion to them.

Ahem, In the LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED, We already have clam salad..


Right now the smell of spoiled fruit is wafting into my house....

Nothing ever smelled so good! I FOUND MY WALLET!

I lost my wallet, my bag, t-shirt, fruit and some halloween candy during the first week of January.

To keep the story from boring you all I'll post a thread in the general section!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Sara, have you been keeping that bottle of Klam Juz all this time Must be pretty, um... ripe by now

It never goes bad! Want to taste it?