Hey there Mr. Meow, what an outrageously handsome fellow you are! All the little girl kitties must be lined up at your door waiting rather impatiently for your attention. I know just how you feel about your post-grooming look. When I get back from the hair-cutter's my first stop is the bathroom to use the hairbrush.

Jen, could I ask you to give that gorgeous hunk of kitty lots of scritchies and lovies from me?

One more question; is that Mr. Meow with you in the siggy photo on the right?