I bet you that first beer after he woke up tasted pretty good....
But then again,
HEY, I THINK HE MOVED!
I KNOW! Take my swiss army knife and scrape the bottom of his foot! I saw it on a old episode of Scrubs! DUDE! Stick it under his fingernail!!!!
Things that he is thankful for.
No one had knitting needles handy.
No one had a colonic kit ready.
No one had a Slurpee on hand.
Need I say it? No one was packing a gun.
No one wears hats anymore. (Have you seen the size of a hatpin?)
Things to do when you get home.
Buy a helmet.....forget it....
Sell the ATV.
Forget the forget the organ, take up piano lessons!
Get some new friends. Eventually you will get drunk and pass out, prompting some wise arse to go poking you with a pocketknife so you will wake up.
Work on a real stupid pickup line for the chickie babes....mention that you'd like to donate an 'organ' to her and see if you get slapped.
I'll be here all week! don't forget to to tip your servers!
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You crack me up RICHARD
Thankfully all of my doctors seemed competent enough. One of the docs did suggest that I try a certain pill "one more time" after it nearly gave me a heart attack though 
Needless to say I ignored that bit of advice.
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