I think those poppies addled my brain. I went to the grocery this morning and found a shoe in the frozen chicken strips section.

Someone got confused about who was to "strip" I guess. I got the manager and he took it out. It looked like a never worn shoe. So someone is running around with one bare foot or some one footed person has themselves a new shoe and thossed the "spare" in the freezer.

I need a blueberry smoothie!!!