I once got a call that went like this:

" Dear lady, you've just won a trip to Marocco!!"
" For free?
" Oh yes!!"
" Nowbody gives away trips just for free!!, so what's the catch??"
" You don't believe me? Why not??"
" Like I said: nobody gives away trips just like that!!"
"This is true, you've one a trip to Morocco!!"
" I don't like Morocco! '

And a month ago;

"Hello, can I speak to your mommy, sweety??"
"I am NOT your sweety sir!!!"
"OK, please give the phone to your mom now!"
me yelling "mooooooommmmmm!!!"
"You really want to speak to her, sir?"
" Yes!"
" She's not answering, sir!!"
" Why not?"
" Because she lives 1 hour away from here, celebrating her 85th birthday ;
shall I give you my husband???"
CLICK.....