My husband can commiserate with you, Richard. If Binky is in his lap and gets spooked or jumps quickly, there are yelps of pain and lots of cussin'.

I've gotten clawed on my thigh on the tender inner portion and that really hurt. I can't IMAGINE feeling the same thing on a private sensitive area! Yikes! Uh, maybe you should wear one of those protective devices? (couldn't hurt!)