Quote Originally Posted by Medusa
Next you're gonna tell us you dunk it in your coffee.
Sorry,
It's diet Mountain Dew.

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Slick,

Here's the finger!

I have to tell the story again...

At the Cal BBQ Slick cooked up a pot of her chili-The funniest part was the recipe.

It was on a piece of paper that she had brought with her. It wasn't a copy, it was the original....folded like a museum piece. I laughed because she walked around Gini's kitchen, paper in hand, like it was the 10 Commandments.

She finished the dish and came to me with a bowl of the chili and asked me to taste it-It was more than a taste and I was thinking, "why does she want me to taste it -it's such a large serving?"

HINT-
Before that there was a news story about the woman who had planted a human finger into a dish of chili in order to sue the fast food place she was eating at.

As I worked my way to the bottom of the bowl, Under Slick's gaze, I found a rubber finger.

Now I check my chili and the fingers of the people who prepared it.

Just in case.