Tennis shoes???? Shorts????
Sorry Richard, I don't do sports....unless it's the art of "arm bending"....
Then again, I do like to see those husky football players bend over... HIKE!!!

Maybe he's going feed us some of Mary Ann's pot, then drop us off in the middle of a "field" and make us "trip" our way home????

Oh bartender, may I please have an ice cold beer in a frosty glass??? Thanks.