A radio talk show host asked a traffic reporter (for those who live in rural areas, Lost Angeles has special reporters that only do traffic jams. )
about stuff that's found on the freeway.

Example:

There's a ladder in the number two lane of the 405 freeway past the Sunset offramp.

There's a washing machine blocking the diamond lane on the 5 near the Disneyland offramp in Anaheim.

They figured out that reports of home furnishings on the roads increase around the first and last of a month. Reason? People are more apt to move around that time......I laughed and thought about the date.....Orange chair next to the freeway?

That's so Cah Lee Fuh Nee Ah!