Quote Originally Posted by lizbud

The hardest part is unscrewing the gas cap & also getting in back on tight enough.
No, the hardest part is after removing the gas cap and "storing it" in the little holder
thingy built onto the gas door on the car ...
And ya *bump* it - then watch as said gas cap >FALLS< on the ground and
>ROLLS< UNDER the car!

Now down on hands & knees - you finally spot the darn thing - under the exact geographic CENTER
of the car - in a slush puddle ... and refusing to *COME* as called!
Now desperate ... you discover the longest-handled windshield squeegie at the pump
is 3" too short to snag the cap ... You'll have to Move da Bus to effect the recovery ...

You hop in, start 'er up, and pull forward ... scaring the krap out of the guy in front of you,
and angering the guy behind - who can't yet get to the pump he thinks you're leaving.
ANNNND, the Attendant Inside is **HOLLERING** over the intercom, for the WHOLE WORLD to hear,
some rehersed ramble about
It's a Felony to leave without paying - we have you on video - I'm calling the Cops ... GOD will GET You!

KNOCK IT OFF!! ~ I'm just picking up my !#$%&*!*&$ GAS CAP!
I WILL be in to pay!

Why don't they tie a LEASH onto those darn Gas Caps?