Ok, this it turning into a "frito feet" competitor in terms of how funny this is!! Tats, you're really a trip! I was just about rolling on the floor in my office when I read your post:"I know the sad saga, the vicious cycle all too well. Like Sudilar, we have a entire toy box labeled "expired friends." Stuffings a mere memory; squeekers forever silenced. Nothing but torn shreds; faceless memorials to a former life. Blank expressions; lifeless eyes...(actually, the eyes and face are usually the first to go) What can I say??? I tried, with all my surgical nursing skills to save them...I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Where do you come up with them?? LOL