My lil Prissy Pants McGee is a Schnoodle, pekepoo, schnorkie, beagador, basset-poo, goldendoodle, mateschnoo, american hairless-poo
This made me spit my tea out but I agree 100% with all you said! Often asked what Archie is so I just say "he's an Archie - part clown, part dustbin"