[Dear You. . .]

[animal_rescue]

Dear Matt,

Thanks for the pity text but uh I can definitely do without them. I'm getting over you slowly but surely... maybe we can actually be friends eventually. But I know not anytime soon, that's for sure.

Megan

[kittycats_delight]

Dear Nosey A$$ Old Man, (FIL)

Why do you have to put your grubby hands and nose into everything. I made supper last night a particular way cause that is how we like it. You never eat it anyway. Everyone who ate it loved it. I did NOT want tomato in my ground turkey and vegetable pasta. YET...you trot your fat arse home at 5:30 am and proceed to put $%&£#@! tomato into MY leftover pasta. AND then do NOT eat it. You simply HAD to have it YOUR way cause YOUR way is BETTER!!!! Says who???? YOU no one else but YOU!!!! I was going to reheat that pasta for your son today when he got home from work. Instead that pasta will end up in the garbage cause NO ONE will eat it NOW!!!! We are not that bloody well off that you can play chef when you don't know what the HELL you are doing most of the time. This is the second meal in less than 2 weeks you have ruined but ADDING your touch to it. IF we wanted your touch we wouldn't make it OUR way!!!

In future keep your %$&£?#@! hands and 'gourmet' ideas to yourself. You want to play chef get your own food to do it with. Not something I have spent my time and money on to make!!! GET IT!!!!


YOUR VERY PISSED OFF DIL
Michelle

PS....When I say don't give MY dog your food scraps DON'T DO IT!!!! She is my dog and I don't need extra vet bills because you have given her things she shouldn't have a things that can make her ill!!!! Just because you think and feel pasta can be a staple diet for a dog doesn't mean it is and doesn't mean MY DOG will live on it. Mind you own damned business and stay out of mine!!!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear Ice cream factory

Working for you is ok, but I think Im going to be haunted by the vision of cookie thingys floating by on a conveyor belt for the next week. How do the regular employees deal with you?
ARGH!

Me