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Thread: David Beckham, The Edster and Me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MommyOf3cats
    LOL Richard Thank god it was just the Edster!
    Are you kidding me? If I want to impress the girls I'll have to stuff him down my shorts.
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    OMG RICHARD!!! Your post had me in stitchies.

    I just want to say that if and that's a big "IF" DB is that well endowed, you'd think that Posh would be walking around with a smile on her face instead of a frown all the time. I think they had DB wearing a pair of undies and had another pair stuffed down there.

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    Richard, you crack me up! Even made me LOL at work. Edster is quite the heavy one, eh? Frankly, I don't care for either one of them. Especially Victoria. She's a real b**** from what I've seen of her. I think England should take her back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukedogsmom
    Richard, you crack me up! Even made me LOL at work. Edster is quite the heavy one, eh? Frankly, I don't care for either one of them. Especially Victoria. She's a real b**** from what I've seen of her. I think England should take her back.
    Totally agree with you here!!! Posh should be named "Snotty Spice". I can't stand her. And what has she done to Katie Holmes?! She used to be so nice, and sweet, girl next door?! Damn the Beckham's and Mr. Cruise!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn_librarian
    Totally agree with you here!!! Posh should be named "Snotty Spice". I can't stand her. And what has she done to Katie Holmes?! She used to be so nice, and sweet, girl next door?! Damn the Beckham's and Mr. Cruise!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    You and DDM.....

    BACK OFF MY NEIGHBORS!

    EWWWW.. they're your neighbors?! Yuck. There goes the resale value on your house, and the neighborhood!

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    Hmmm, the photo does look like "they" are super glued together into one rather large one.

    Perhaps we should start a movement to free the Beckham's body parts! Have you ever noticed how Mrs. Beckham tortures her mammary glands? I've always wondered if that's the reason she never smiles. She has got her "girls" lifted/jacked up out of their normal position. They are always spilling out of some ugly dress or top. Now, that's gotta hurt!

    Exhibit A: http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Beckh...ry/SPX-009553/

    Exhibit B: http://images.starpulse.com/pictures...SPX-008731.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn_librarian
    The guy has like, no body hair. Ick.
    Ahh... come on Jen, that's what I find so appealing!!!

    I do have to say that I opened the link to the billboard at the wrong time ... at work... with a group of guys standing behind me. They all got quite the laugh! Ya see... I work in the office of a body shop... so most of the times it's ME catching the guys looking at hot chicks!

    Quote Originally Posted by kuhio98
    Have you ever noticed how Mrs. Beckham tortures her mammary glands? I've always wondered if that's the reason she never smiles. She has got her "girls" lifted/jacked up out of their normal position. They are always spilling out of some ugly dress or top. Now, that's gotta hurt!

    LMAO!!!
    I remember seeing another picture of her and "the girls" hoisted up almost to her chin! I'll have to find it and add it to this thread!
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    I found the one I was thinking about but you posted one of her in this top as well.. this is just another (painfull) angle

    http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Beckh...ry/SPX-009554/
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD
    Are you kidding me? If I want to impress the girls I'll have to stuff him down my shorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pitc9
    I found the one I was thinking about but you posted one of her in this top as well.. this is just another (painfull) angle

    http://www.starpulse.com/Music/Beckh...ry/SPX-009554/
    Can't find it now, but I remember seeing a photo of the 2 of them (The 2 being Mr. and Mrs. -- not her "girls") at the Tom Cruise wedding. She had on a strapless, black (again) dress. Huge black hat. Her enhanced "girls" looked extremely uncomfortable.
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