[Dear You. . .]

**ILoveMyAbbyGirl** · 02-21-2008, 11:16 AM

Dear Film,

I developed you correctly! And you look wonderful! You're drying now, and then I can take you into the light and look at you closer! I'm so excited. =] Good job me!

Megan

**pitc9** · 02-21-2008, 11:36 AM

Dear Jerk Jerk,
You know a potential buyer is coming by to look at the house at 4:00 today, yet when you met me at the house just now to clean and tidy everything up you did NOTHING!!! You sat down and ate lunch THEN left your dirty dishes in the sink!!! WTF???
I just busted my ever-loving a$$ vacuuming the entire house, dusting, hiding dog beds, putting the slip covers on the couches, cleaning the bathroom, sweep the floors, straightening up EVERYWHERE and what did you do?
N-O-T-H-I-N-G!!
I'm supposed to have a 1/2 hour lunch, I asked my boss for some extra time and he said "no problem". But I left work at 10:45 and didn't get back to work till 12:15. That's an hour and a half!! You left work, came home, ate and left again, not taking extra time to help me.
You're an a$$.

~Sincerely, your INCREDIBLY pissed off wife
P.S. - I hope the person that comes today buys the house and we can each go our own way. I'm SICK of putting up with your sh*t! You're good for a month and then you turn back into the A$$ that you are!!

**CountryWolf07** · 02-21-2008, 12:27 PM

Dear brain,

Please get motivated so I can complete my Psychology paper today.

Thank you,

Me.

**cassiesmom** · 08-11-2008, 10:38 AM

Dear Brother,
Please pitch in and help me take care of our aging parents. Our sister is at her summer home and I spent most of my weekend at our parents' house. I would appreciate it if you would give them some of your time. Please do not expect your wife to do it in your place. That is not a reasonable expectation. Please be the son your parents need right now.
Signed,
Your Sister

**Cookiebaker** · 08-11-2008, 10:59 AM

Dear Gallup Polls,

Please. STOP. Calling. Me. Twice a day for a 3 weeks straight is OBNOXIOUS and annoying.

Thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaggggggggghhhhh!

**columbine** · 08-11-2008, 11:29 PM

Dear Knees,

What do you need? I'll get it for you! I hope all the vitamins are helping. Are there exercises I could do that would help? I try my best to be careful, but I think my elastic is shot or something. I want to make sure the ligaments stay where they're supposed to, and I don't want you getting all inflamed. I'll do better about taking NSAIDs when you're unhappy. Please don't go screwy on me! Show me how to take better care of you. I can't rely on doctors and nurses because all I have is a minimal HMO with an unaffordable deductible, so we need to cooperate on keeping you healthy. Tell me how.

Love, Columbine

**Aspen and Misty** · 08-12-2008, 11:05 PM

Dear Chubbs,

I'm sorry we couldn't save you.

Love Your Broken Hearted Foster Mom,
Ashley

**Suki Wingy** · 08-12-2008, 11:42 PM

Dear Person I Am Having A Conversation With Through Youtube Messages,
It really isn't worth getting all worked up about someone you don't know who thinks it's alright to upload something which they don't own the copyright to and blatantly tells you they don't care. When you say things like, "Kids these days..." it shows you haven't taken the time to see that every single generation says that to the one below them. In the 80s you were afraid for the world because of the punks who were going to inherit it. Is it ruined? Not entirely. Also, while you're at it, please brush up on your grammar and sentence structure.
Signed,
Me

**ILoveMyAbbyGirl** · 08-13-2008, 12:12 AM

Dear Dan,

I like you. I'm sorry you can't see that and accept me for who I am. I still like you, but you don't like me in the same way. I'm done trying. I'm here if you want me, but I'm not waiting forever.

Your favorite head-scratcher,
Meg