Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces

Ok, I'm confused (more than normal, I mean).

On the news this morning, they said the rocket they will send at the satellite is a heat seeking one.

If the satellite is completely dead and everything is frozen,
there won't be any heat for it to seek. So what will it go after?
UFOs? the Sky Lab? Lost birds?
I think the Hi-Flyin Burds are probably safe.

*I* wondered the same thing - "they" say it's DEAD + Frozen + NO Heat ...
and we're sending a HEAT-SEEKING gizmo out to *find* it???

Not to worry - "The Boys" thunk of that ... and for a mere several MILLION of our hard-earned
TAX dollars - they "modified" the Go-Get-Ums to look for "something else" other than heat.

They think they'll take the First *PLINK* at the Can tonight.

And don't forget - that CAN they're shooting at with a very high-priced B-B Gun,
cost a BILLION or so to put up there in the first place ... and was Dead on Arrival ...
De we get our money back on that?