[Dear You. . .]

[animal_rescue]

Dear Matt,

I'm done with you I think. I'm sick of getting upset because of you and having people look at me with pity because of how "desperate" I seemed to get back with you. I really should be a stronger girl and know there are other people out there for me. I deserve to be with someone that wants to be with me equally or even more. I'm sick of being hurt by you and crying over you. I know you aren't a horrible person, at least in my opinion, but you really need to learn how to treat a girl. Matt I'm going to miss you with ALL of my heart but I honestly think that by not talking to you anymore will be best. I f**king love you but love isn't enough for this. Please have a nice life and I hope you get what you want in it.

Love Always, Megan




Dear whoever,

Why is this so hard? Do you truly ever get over this?

Megan

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Megan who posted above me,

No. You never get over it. It's a part of you forever.

I'm so sorry.

-Other Megan

[Pembroke_Corgi]

Dear Megan who posted above me,

No. You never get over it. It's a part of you forever.

I'm so sorry.

-Other Megan

To both Megans,

Sorry but I have to disagree! It may feel like you will never get over it at the time but most likely you will move on. My first breakup was devastating at the time, I was 17. But I can safely say now that it doesn't haunt me, and in fact I'm glad because otherwise I would have never have met my husband. I'm sorry that it hurts, and it will probably hurt for a while. It's never easy to say goodbye to someone you care for. But it will be less painful in the days ahead, and someday, it will not hurt at all.

I hope you feel better soon.

Jill

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Me,
You just posed 9000 times, go you!
-Me

[The_Duck]

Dear you,


I'm a little bit confused these days. We started out as all relationships do, just casual aquaintances. We enjoyed the occasional conversation and pleasant company. But things changed. We grew closer at a pretty rapid rate. No longer was it just a pleasant surprise when I got to talk to you, but it was something I looked forward to with some anticipation. And now... now we're closer than ever. I find that you are the last person I think about before I fall asleep, and the first when I wake up. I'm always looking at the clock and translating it into your time, trying to decide just where you are at that particular moment in the day. I thrive on our daily conversations together. They have become the brightest point in each of those days. Like a drug, I feel addicted to you. And even a single day without hearing from you is enough to put a frown on my face. I live for those times when I get to see your smiling face and nothing gives me greater joy than the times that I know I put it there. It has become a mission to make you laugh. I love the sound of your voice and sometimes listen to previous voicemails, just to hear it. I do not think that there is a person more dear to me than you. I love you. And sometimes, I wonder if... if maybe I love you more than I'm ever supposed to.


Troubled,
Me

[Kfamr]

Dear Old dude that walks in pants/shorts that are far too tight,

PLEASE stop coming in my drive-thru and stealing the change that has fallen by the window. You've never purchased anything. You've made my customers wait so you could steal my change. One time I dropped a quarter... I could see your eyes light up with glee when you spotted it. I hope you trip. Oh wait, one time you did and my manager graciously came out to help you and make sure you were okay. You then proceeded to steal our money.

I got you today. While I was waiting for my order to come up for the window, I bent out the window and picked up MY change. NO CHANGE FOR YOU.



xoxo,
me

[K9soul]

Dear doctors I have to listen to for 12 hours a day,

Some of you make life as easy as you can and are kind and considerate, you turn your head from the mouthpiece and cover your mouth when you cough and you don't do your dictating in a small echoing place that sounds suspiciously like a restroom.

Others, I can't speak so well of. Please do not snorgle your boogers in my ear and gurgle phlegm in your throat while you dictate, it makes me ill. Please do not dictate while you are smacking and chewing your burger and potato chips while talking about a patient's colonoscopy, you make me want to fling my headset across the room. Please at least turn your head when you have to belch rather than doing it right in my ear, or at least say excuse me. Please do not be a swivelhead while you dictate, so that one moment I can barely hear your voice and the next you are blowing out my eardrums because I have turned the volume up to hear you. Please do not dictate important lab values like an auctioneer.

Please if English is your second language, speak as clearly as you can and not in a stuttering mumbled mess of incoherency. And please, if you haven't the foggiest idea how to spell a medication, don't pull a spelling out of the air, just leave it to me, it's my job.

Thanks,

Your transcriptionist

[Vela]

Dear doctors I have to listen to for 12 hours a day,

Some of you make life as easy as you can and are kind and considerate, you turn your head from the mouthpiece and cover your mouth when you cough and you don't do your dictating in a small echoing place that sounds suspiciously like a restroom.

Others, I can't speak so well of. Please do not snorgle your boogers in my ear and gurgle phlegm in your throat while you dictate, it makes me ill. Please do not dictate while you are smacking and chewing your burger and potato chips while talking about a patient's colonoscopy, you make me want to fling my headset across the room. Please at least turn your head when you have to belch rather than doing it right in my ear, or at least say excuse me. Please do not be a swivelhead while you dictate, so that one moment I can barely hear your voice and the next you are blowing out my eardrums because I have turned the volume up to hear you. Please do not dictate important lab values like an auctioneer.

Please if English is your second language, speak as clearly as you can and not in a stuttering mumbled mess of incoherency. And please, if you haven't the foggiest idea how to spell a medication, don't pull a spelling out of the air, just leave it to me, it's my job.

Thanks,

Your transcriptionist

AMEN!!!

[CamCamPup33]

Dear Pet talk,
I miss you all! It feels like it has been foreverrr.

From,
Another forgotten member

[RobiLee]

Dear Pet talk,
I miss you all! It feels like it has been foreverrr.

From,
Another forgotten member

You have certainly not been forgotten!

[lizbud]

Dear Pet talk,
I miss you all! It feels like it has been foreverrr.

From,
Another forgotten member

Another one that remembers you right here. How are you doing?

[dukedogsmom]

Dear Pet talk,
I miss you all! It feels like it has been foreverrr.

From,
Another forgotten member

I remember you! Just wondering where the heck you've been. Welcome back

[cassiesmom]

Dear Winter Sunshine,

Thank you for showing up again! Feel free to visit any time! Stick around as long as you can!

Thank you,
Sick-of-Winter Elyse

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Ryan and Kate,

You know what, Kate? I liked Ryan. You said time and time again how much you hate Ryan, you can't stand him, he's a creep. You know what? I like him, and you KNOW it. Yet you proceed to steal his attention from me EVERY TIME he's online. He won't talk to me, but he won't shut up when he talks to you.

I'm so sick of never being the pretty girl.

I hate you both right now,
Megan

[anna_66]

Not dear soon to be ex of my best friend...

You are one of the biggest scumbags I've ever met. You had a loving wonderful wife and you threw it all away. Not only that, but your making her life a living hell. Why? SCUMBAG, IDIOT and lots and lots of other words I can think of but wouldn't say here.
I hope you get everything you deserve. If not in this life, in the next. Rot in hell