Dear Toilet in my Aunt's Basement,

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU OVERFLOWING?

Seriously? No one even... did ANYTHING to you to make you overflow! My bro used the bathroom like twenty minutes ago, and about five mins ago, I can hear running water... SUURE! You're OVERFLOWING! For no apparent reason!

So now, after we've exhausted the resources of 11 towels and a plunger that doesn't even fit in your oddly shaped... hole? you still won't flush properly. Something is obviously clogged, because water won't go down.

YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID TOILET.

I'm dog-sitting and the toilet overflows. COOL. Real cool.

Irritated,
Megan