I dislike you FTD

[AdoreMyDogs]

I ran into a friend of mine today - she works at a florist in town. I asked her if the maniac week was over!

One of her co-workers was with her...they described a beautiful $150 roses-and-goodies arrangement ordered by a man, and the woman was to be called to come pick it up.

They called her, and told her who it was from.

She never showed up.

Oh, dear! Poor lad.

That hurts my heart. Poor guy. Maybe he was not a nice fella, but still....ouch!

[Catty1]

Or - maybe he was chasing her and was a bit too thick to realize the lack of interest on her part. Poor sap may have been trying to impress her.

Um....you did already, dear. Writing is on the wall in HUGE LETTERS - and it's done with spray paint...

[gini]

I have never had any problems with any of the flowers I ordered to be delivered.

But years ago, I ordered a small live Christmas tree for an elderly woman. It was supposed to come with ornaments, bows etc. She called me because she thought I would want to know that what was delivered was a tree alright - but most of the needles were in the box - dead. And there were no ornaments or bows. That was Pepperidge Farm.

I recently ordered apples for "someone" - but what they received were pears and some apples. I called to complain because the "someone" is a horse - and I didn't think pears were a good thing for a horse. They got a good laugh out of it and were kind enough to send the order again - all apples!! And they didnt charge me for the second delivery.

[Cinder & Smoke]

I recently ordered apples for "someone" ...

the "someone" is a horse ...

DANG!

Why didn't *I* thinka that!?
GOOD Thinkin, MOM!