assisted living guy
I'm SO ready for one of those Irish mocha chocolate drinks! It's COLD here in Pittsburgh and I have a wonderful chest cold. So I'll get Orc to get wood for the fire and I'll relax in front of it. I see Mario is playing Cupid in his heart-shaped diaper. One thing, Mario. DON'T SHOOT THOSE ARROWS!!
Mayor
I'm gonna go make some heart-shaped cookies, and I'll share, okay? They are cookie-press cookies, so there will be various sizes, none quite exactly the same.
And me, of course, I've got my sweetheart! Even if Paul doesn't post much, he's still around!
I've Been Frosted
I AM standing up
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Originally Posted by david p
Some Hot Irish Mocha with Cream Froth & Chocolate coming up.. Lets see if Karen's Cookies are ready yet.. Mario Mario Mario where are you?? We need you to be Cupid & deliver the drinks & cookies..
OMy for Pete's Sake Mario is that you flying around up there..
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assisted living guy
Karen, I also have my sweetheart! I think everyone knows her, Moosmom! She is one special lady.
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hack hack hack...
Almost back to being human..... DO NOT GET THE FLU.
Today I haven't felt badly at all....Now just to keep the oo-koos from getting every one sick here in the bar...one more day of non-bartending? please?
The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
Together we stand
Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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assisted living guy
RICHARD, the way I feel, I can't even help with the bar! This flu comes from being outside for two days snow shoveling!hack hack hack...
Almost back to being human..... DO NOT GET THE FLU.
Today I haven't felt badly at all....
I AM standing up
What's all that hacking and coughing? Here, I made a vat of my vampire soup - chicken soup with LOTS of garlic and sage in it; it cures what ails ya! I've also got some echinacea tea with honey and ginger cooked up. Come on Mario - help me serve the sickies
Cat Crazy Raver Chick
I'll take some soup please! I just got over the hack hack sneezers. This place is NOT supposed to get snow!
Tea sounds good too.
Happy thursdays everyone!
Here is a joke for you guys...since I haven't been here in a while
After experiencing difficulties with his computer, a poor, incognizant user called the system maker's technical support line for assistance...
Technician: Hello. How can I help you today?
Customer: There's smoke coming from the power supply on my computer...
Technician: Looks like you need a new power supply...
Customer: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files...
Technician: Sir, what you described is a faulty power supply. You need to replace it...
Customer: No way! Someone told me that I just had to change the system startup files to fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the right command...
For the next ten minutes, in spite of the technician's efforts to explain the problem and its solution, the customer adamantly insisted that he was right. So, in frustration, the technician responded...
Technician: I'm sorry. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there's an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem...
Customer: I knew it!
Technician: Just add the line 'LOAD NOSMOKE.EXE' at the end of the CONFIG.SYS file and everything should work fine. Let me know how it goes...
About ten minutes later, the technician received a call back from the customer...
Customer: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking...
Technician: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
Customer: MS-DOS 6.22...
Technician: Well, that's your problem. That version of DOS doesn't include NOSMOKE. You'll need to contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch. Let me know how it all works out...
When nearly an hour had passed, the phone rang again...
Customer: I need a new power supply...
Technician: How did you come to that conclusion?
Customer: Well, I called Microsoft and told the technician what you said, and he started asking me questions about the make of the power supply...
Technician: What did he tell you?
Customer: He said my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE...
assisted living guy
RedHedd, that soup sounds like it would keep away anything including germs and vampires! Thank you Mario for the tea with honey and ginger. I don't like winter!What's all that hacking and coughing? Here, I made a vat of my vampire soup - chicken soup with LOTS of garlic and sage in it; it cures what ails ya! I've also got some echinacea tea with honey and ginger cooked up. Come on Mario - help me serve the sickies
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