[Dear You. . .]

[DJFyrewolf36]

Dear Wireless network

You work only part of the time. I have to reset my router every two days. I wish I knew more about how you worked so I could fix you. But alas, you have control

Signed
Your slave

[Alysser]

Dear Rebecca,

To tell you the honest truth, I've never really liked you. You are the most two-faced person I've ever seen. Ever since 6th grade, you made fun of me behind my back and sometimes even right in front of me. Do you HONESTLY think I am that dumb? I can see RIGHT through you. It's not that hard. I am not truly your friend. I might share a gym locker with you but that's all. I don't want you sitting at our lunch table anymore, and I never did. No one at our table likes you. They all think you are two-faced. This proves I'm not the only one who sees through you. I know last year you'd act all nice to me and go straight to lunch and talk about me behind my back with that B**** Mary. You said something about my hair yesterday and seriously I can't believe you of all people would make fun of me. Look at your stomach and GREASE pit hair before you talk about anyone.

kthxbye

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Butch,

I emailed you last night at midnight telling you Happy Valentine's Day. You emailed me back this morning and it said, "Well when you sent that, it was already technically Valentine's Day here, so I guess I screwed up big time, I'm sorry."

Honey, don't be sorry. The fact that you even said it makes my day so much brighter.

Happy Valentine's Day, snow cone dad. =]

Love always,
Snow Cone Daughter.

[Husky_mom]

not so dear you,

you completely managed to ruin the day.... ... you knew I was waiting for you.... I called you and you were elsewere.... told me I´ll be there in 30 mins.... so I waited for another hour.... and called back you were still there... and acted so surprised I called again... what were you expecting!!... I was waiting for you to eat together!!! darn it!!... and you were with someone else EATING!!! f*** you!!....

and now you tell me I told you I had eaten.... yeah right.....even if I had, today was supposed a day in which we were going to hang out TOGETHER!!...

I just don´t know how to feel anymore

thank you for ruining my day and making me miserable.....

me

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Toilet in my Aunt's Basement,

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU OVERFLOWING?

Seriously? No one even... did ANYTHING to you to make you overflow! My bro used the bathroom like twenty minutes ago, and about five mins ago, I can hear running water... SUURE! You're OVERFLOWING! For no apparent reason!

So now, after we've exhausted the resources of 11 towels and a plunger that doesn't even fit in your oddly shaped... hole? you still won't flush properly. Something is obviously clogged, because water won't go down.

YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID TOILET.

I'm dog-sitting and the toilet overflows. COOL. Real cool.

Irritated,
Megan

[dukedogsmom]

Dear Brian,
I'm sorry our time together was so short. After all these years, I finally found someone that showed me what true love was all about. Then your illness in October 06 separated us even more than the miles between us. You left this world eight months later. Me wondering if you got the letter I wrote before you got ill. Still hurting after our last phone call which wasn't a happy one. I didn't even get to tell you about Duke being gone I wish you hadn't closed yourself off from everyone. I'll always love you and never forget you.

Got to stop. Don't want to get LES at work.

[Alysser]

Dear mom,

You're a great parent but you still constantly let me down. You know how badly I've wanted a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, and I know you would love one too. You love the breed so much. I've been researching on them for about a year now, and I found a very good reputable breeder in New Jersey. I sent you the link and you said "we will see". You even said you were leaning more toward yes. This morning, you disappointed me by saying no. PLEASE stop getting my hopes up every time I ask you. YOU KNOW how badly I want a second dog, especially a cavy. You did the SAME thing with the camera. You say we can't afford it but you can afford a $400 prom dress for Jaclyn. Seriously, stop crying poverty every time I ask you for something expensive.

Love your daughter,
Alyssa

[dab_20]

Dear me,

Why do you have to be such a procrastinator? It has been weeks since the CNA class has ended and you have yet to take the test, much less study!! You keep whining about not getting hours at your current job, so why not get off your butt and go study!! You better schedule an appointment for the test tomorrow. No more procrastinating and get to it.

Very annoyed about your laziness,

Me

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear me,

Why do you have to be such a procrastinator? It has been weeks since the CNA class has ended and you have yet to take the test, much less study!! You keep whining about not getting hours at your current job, so why not get off your butt and go study!! You better schedule an appointment for the test tomorrow. No more procrastinating and get to it.

Very annoyed about your laziness,

Me

Do it! I just took my test and now I am state certified. You'll feel much better once it's over.

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Dave,

I just met you online, but I think I like you. You make me laugh.
Stick around.

Megan

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Dear Justin,

Why do you feel like you need to get into fights and tell me about them to show off? If you're trying to prove yourself, please don't. I like you as a person, you don't need to be a "tough guy" to get me to like you. If anything, it's pushing me away. I don't like the fact that you think you need to be violent all the time. I know you would never hurt me or any other girl, but really, grow up.

Megan

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Dear Butch,

I miss you. And you keep pushing me to do better things. You amaze me everyday.

P.S. Good luck on your military-ordered piss test, lmao.

Love always,
Megan

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Dear Self,

You are pathetic sometimes, you know that? You keep leading Ryan on, but you know you don't want to be with him. You lead Justin on like crazy, but you know you don't want him either. I think you are getting some Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. You're afraid of everything, and you feel like you can't be in a relationship or trust ANYONE.

You need help, but you won't get it.

Take care of yourself. Stop being so self-destructive. Hurting yourself doesn't do anything except make you more self-conscious. You need to trust people. Not all people are bad, just some of them. You've been dealt *****y cards, but you need to get over it.

But you can't. You try, but you can't. It's so hard.

Try.

Learning to love,
Megan

[jackie]

Dear Megan,

I don't know you apart from what you write on this website, but I really think you need to take a big step back away from men and work on yourself before starting a new relationship. It is just my opinion but I think you would benefit a lot from taking a time out from dating.

Boys don't fix what is broken inside.

Jackie

[CountryWolf07]

Dear Megan,

I don't know you apart from what you write on this website, but I really think you need to take a big step back away from men and work on yourself before starting a new relationship. It is just my opinion but I think you would benefit a lot from taking a time out from dating.

Boys don't fix what is broken inside.

Jackie

I agree..

- Rachel

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Bosco,

STOP EATING YOUR POOP. And the little brown things in the litter box ARE NOT TOOTSIE ROLLS.

You are SO gross.

Patient, calm, trying-not-to-break-your-neck dogsitter,
Megan

[slick]

Dear Cancer:
You are starting to tick me off. I hate the fact that you decided to invade my body. Well, you don't know who you are dealing with. This will make me stronger and I will win. I will be a survivor.

You are nothing and I will not let you take over my life. I've let you stress me out for way to long. No more. Get the **** out of here.

There...that feels better.

[animal_rescue]

Dear matt,

So you said we'd be friends, you said we were cool and you didn't want to do anything to hurt me. So..... why are you doing this to me now? It's completely ridiculous that you're ignoring me! Guess what I can move on, I'm not obsessed with you, and yes I still want to be your friend. But if you're going to be ridiculous about this then whatev. There are other guys out there and I can find someone else. So bite me.

Your friend, Megan