Dear Viral Infection,

Thanks to the doctors, I now know that my mysterious chicken pox-like spots are from YOU, a nasty viral infection. They can't really do anything about it, so I'm stuck taking Claritin and using tons of anti-itch cream to try and make you go away.

Everyone thinks I'm gross and contagious because of you. =[ I'm not contagious! I hate you. =[ You are NO fun.

Lots of hate,
Megan