Dear boys at work,

I know I am the only girl in work and I am bound to overhear "boy talk", but it still grosses me out. I don't mind hearing about boobs once in awhile, but every five minutes is a bit much. I don't care about your bowl movements. Just because I am a girl, it doesn't mean I am getting the coffees in all the time. Don't look at me like I am a demanding prima donna when I refuse to get them, get off your butt and get them yourselves. While you are at it, I like mine with milk, no sugar. I don't care about your opinions about politics, the bosses, the clients, the people who work with us. Stop quoting gangster movies. Just because you make me mad doesn't mean I have PMS. Stop calling women bitches and sluts just because they wouldn't have anything to do with you.