Dear Persistant Cold,

I hate having a stuffy nose and coughing until I gag. Really? Just go away. My head hurts.

No love,
Megan

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Dear Allergic Reaction,

You started out as three mosquito bite-like bumps on my arm by my elbow that itched like crazy. Then there were four bumps on my stomach... now there's some on my back, my legs, my chest...

SERIOUSLY?!?

Back off. I don't even know why you keep appearing. You itch.

Go die,
Me