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Dear DSL Company

I am not an idiot. In fact, I WORK with computers. I am aware of how to set up a DSL connection. When I call tech support its because I have a GENUINE PROBLEM not because I'm typing in my information incorectly. Why did you cancel the tech call when you knew the problem was on your end? Why did your make your own tech repeat the same steps that didn't fix the problem to begin with?
The internet is finally working today...fixing it only took five days. Bravo

Without love
Disgruntled Customer

Dear sound recording software

Why can't you start recording in Stereo? Who records in Mono?
Thanks for making my life one step harder

Sort of love
The disgruntled DJ