[Dear You. . .]

[DJFyrewolf36]

I have a few...

Dear DSL Company

I am not an idiot. In fact, I WORK with computers. I am aware of how to set up a DSL connection. When I call tech support its because I have a GENUINE PROBLEM not because I'm typing in my information incorectly. Why did you cancel the tech call when you knew the problem was on your end? Why did your make your own tech repeat the same steps that didn't fix the problem to begin with?
The internet is finally working today...fixing it only took five days. Bravo

Without love
Disgruntled Customer

Dear sound recording software

Why can't you start recording in Stereo? Who records in Mono?
Thanks for making my life one step harder

Sort of love
The disgruntled DJ

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Persistant Cold,

I hate having a stuffy nose and coughing until I gag. Really? Just go away. My head hurts.

No love,
Megan

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Dear Allergic Reaction,

You started out as three mosquito bite-like bumps on my arm by my elbow that itched like crazy. Then there were four bumps on my stomach... now there's some on my back, my legs, my chest...

SERIOUSLY?!?

Back off. I don't even know why you keep appearing. You itch.

Go die,
Me