[Dear You. . .]

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

*eats cake*

=]

[dukedogsmom]

*offers a fresh pot of coffee or a cold glass of milk for the cake*

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Guitar Hero III,

Why must you have five keys and I only have four fingers to use? My thumb doesn't stretch that far.

The hard level is a bit much for me.

Kthnxbye.

Megan

[k9krazee]

Dear Alarm Clock,

Just five more minutes, please? Why must you go off at the most inconvienient times. If you know I'm having a good dream, please hold off blaring your loud music. I'd do the same for you.

Yours truely,
An exhausted dreamer

[CountryWolf07]

Dear Ohio State,

GIVE US A SNOW DAY!?!?! C'MON! Be smart about this.

This weather is ridiculous and you make people walk and drive to campus for classes?

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Me.

[DJFyrewolf36]

I have a few...

Dear DSL Company

I am not an idiot. In fact, I WORK with computers. I am aware of how to set up a DSL connection. When I call tech support its because I have a GENUINE PROBLEM not because I'm typing in my information incorectly. Why did you cancel the tech call when you knew the problem was on your end? Why did your make your own tech repeat the same steps that didn't fix the problem to begin with?
The internet is finally working today...fixing it only took five days. Bravo

Without love
Disgruntled Customer

Dear sound recording software

Why can't you start recording in Stereo? Who records in Mono?
Thanks for making my life one step harder

Sort of love
The disgruntled DJ

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Persistant Cold,

I hate having a stuffy nose and coughing until I gag. Really? Just go away. My head hurts.

No love,
Megan

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Dear Allergic Reaction,

You started out as three mosquito bite-like bumps on my arm by my elbow that itched like crazy. Then there were four bumps on my stomach... now there's some on my back, my legs, my chest...

SERIOUSLY?!?

Back off. I don't even know why you keep appearing. You itch.

Go die,
Me

[Sparklecoon]

Dear Guitar Hero III,

Why must you have five keys and I only have four fingers to use? My thumb doesn't stretch that far.

The hard level is a bit much for me.

Kthnxbye.

Megan

Cheers to that. I'm decent at medium but my poor stumpy fingers can't get hard.

[jackie]

Dear boys at work,

I know I am the only girl in work and I am bound to overhear "boy talk", but it still grosses me out. I don't mind hearing about boobs once in awhile, but every five minutes is a bit much. I don't care about your bowl movements. Just because I am a girl, it doesn't mean I am getting the coffees in all the time. Don't look at me like I am a demanding prima donna when I refuse to get them, get off your butt and get them yourselves. While you are at it, I like mine with milk, no sugar. I don't care about your opinions about politics, the bosses, the clients, the people who work with us. Stop quoting gangster movies. Just because you make me mad doesn't mean I have PMS. Stop calling women bitches and sluts just because they wouldn't have anything to do with you.

[Aspen and Misty]

Dear Workers,

I'm sorry if you feel I'm too hard on you sometimes. I just care about the dogs and there well being. Is it too much to ask for every pet to always have a soft place to sleep? This isn't just another job, if you don't care please leave. Always remember that each day these dog's stay with us is another day you can either make their time away from home easier or harder for them. So please, keep the cages clean (you do a great job at this), give them all blankets and stop every once and awhile to give them a pat on the head and a "good dog".

Sincerely,
Your boss / Nova and Konnor's mom


Ashley

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear Death,

You are so, so cruel.


Megan

[Suki Wingy]

*eats cake*

=]

Noooo, that was a special cake!