Crazy hooman warning...

[Randi]

Dear Lady Olivia d'Flufferuni,

I this house, I’m the one dancing around in the kitchen - it’s mostly when I smell raw fish, but my mommy will not even look at my new dance steps, she turns her back and stands there with an ugly looking huge sharp piece of metal. However, this is the exiting moment... a few pieces will normally fall right right into my mouth, if I do the right dance steps.

There’s also this thing in the kitchen that all of a sudden goes ‘bip.. bip.. bip. It used to send me flying out, but now, it has the opposite effect - do you wonder why? It’s because I know treats are ready.

Your step teacher,
Fister

Don Juan's mom, I hope the worst is over now! Get better!

[momcat]

Hi fellow PT kitties!
I agree with all of you, hoomins are crazy! I live with 2 hoomins so there's twice the wierd. Every day they take turns going into the potty room and close the door so I can't go in and check on them. Then when they finally come out they're soaking wet! And they do it on purpose!!! That means I have to get my scent on them again and again so other kitties will know they're MINE. Sometimes Meowmie gets that silly vakume cleaner out to chase me all around the house. But the worst is when I do kitty jobs like check for bag mice, supervise cooking and help Meowmie get ready for work they laugh! You're right, hoomins ARE crazy, but where would we be without them?

Your friend,
Groucho

[Don Juan's mom]

Did your Meowmy catch the nasty 'brownkites' icky stuff? Poor yous with the coffy-coffy alla time. And your poor Meowmy, too. We's glad she's feeling better. You can tell your hooman's better when they can put treats in your bowl wiffout wheezing. Good luck to you both!

No, our hoomin got a nasty cold that turned into a sign-us infection and new monia. She couldn't meow for two weeks!

Oh yeah, one other thing, we don't know why she wants to look at other kitties on the compooter when she's got us. I take care of that stuff by sitting on the compooter keys.

Zerlina Gattobello

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

There’s also this thing in the kitchen that all of a sudden goes ‘bip.. bip.. bip. It used to send me flying out, but now, it has the opposite effect - do you wonder why? It’s because I know treats are ready.

Dear Fister!!

My meowmie has a "bip bip bip" thingie too! I think she calls it "her microwave"...! We all run to da kitchen when we hear that song!!

Inka & sisters

[AmberLee]

No, our hoomin got a nasty cold that turned into a sign-us infection and new monia. She couldn't meow for two weeks!
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Ooh, ouch! Them new monias are BAD, bad bugs. Glad her is better now.